Saturday, 15 September 2007

Excuses to escape the Travel Fair crowd

I heard these quite funny excuses on 98.7fm on Muttons to Midnight last night..

Hi welcome to the travel fair.. We are sorry for the long queue.. Please be patient and you would be served soon..

1)Eh you better get out of my way before i call mickey mouse to bite your backside.

2)Eh you better don't piss me off coz i am the guy flying the plane..

3)Wah so cheap.. Can loo to Russia leh!!

4)Eh my sister is a flight attendant so you better get out of my way before i tell her to put laxatives into your meatballs..


So how? quite funny right? Haha!!

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